New never-before-revealed text messages have been retrieved from Hunter Biden’s iCloud through his laptop, revealing the sick and twisted world of the Bidens - and it’s worse than we ever imagined. Read 'em and weep:
Okay, first of all, nothing says “coastal elite” like boats. He’s so obviously out-of-touch with real Americans. Probably has a college degree and eats Japanese sushi rolls. I’m sorry but what ever happened to good old American food like we used to have before the Brown decision in 1954? Talking all-beef ballpark dogs and roast beast with all the fixins. Now it's all enchilada-chow mein fusion joints on every corner and Antifa baristas brewing Kenyan coffee beans.
Second of all, uh, “tubing?” What the hell is he talking about “tubing?” Is this a drug reference? Is he basically admitting that he gave children illegal drugs? Should he be locked in prison?
If this text message isn’t enough to remove Biden from office then I don’t know what is. Uh, he can’t even remember what day Trisha’s birthday is? Wednesday or Thursday? Senile much? INVOKE THE 25th AMENDMENT ALREADY. This man is clearly not fit for office. He is too old and obviously has some brain shit going on. A president is supposed to speak for the people. This stuttering asswipe tripping himself up over hundred dollar words and forgetting important family events does not represent me and mines.
Also, um hold up, what the fuck is a “bathbomb?” Because it kind of sounds like some terrorist stuff. Is it like a pipebomb? Because a lot of baths have pipes on the bottom where the water goes out. Is Biden providing bombs to terrorists? Because that’s exactly what it sounds like.
Okay what the fuck. How is this man still president? Could it get any more suspicious than this? Pizza? Really? Ever even heard of Pizzagate? Worldwide child sex-trafficking through pizza places? And Biden is going to “pick up a pizza?” Hundred bucks says Hillary hand-tossed the dough herself, if you know what I mean. A little bit too many connections to be a coincidence don’t you think? Talk about SUS. I-SUS.
And there you have it. The nail in the coffin. Fuck. There is no recovering from this last leaked text. Biden is done, son. Hasta la bye bye. Enjoy your first and last President's Day, you old hair-sniffing geezer. First of all, the man literally took the Christ out of Christmas and replaced it with a giant X. Oh, I guess Jesus is straightedge now? Guess we better replace that sacramental wine with grape juice, huh Joe? Fucking idiot. Second of all, um, the “kids” look “beautiful”? What kind of pervy shit is this? This man is obviously a pedophile. And he has a “good looking family”? Okay, so like, incest? You can’t make this stuff up.
So you’re telling me that Biden basically admitted to giving drugs to children, supporting terrorism, being a pedophile, hating Christianity, and loving incest? Oooookay. And I guarantee you won’t hear a word about this on CNN. Makes me fucking sick.
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